Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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