then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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