If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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