Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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