great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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