omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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