hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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