i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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