You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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