I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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