Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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