Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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