I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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