I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize