Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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