What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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