You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Will exercising make me less horny?
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