dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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