careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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