did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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