franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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