the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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