I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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