He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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