I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
They are going to name an STD after you.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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