When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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