doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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