Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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