We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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