This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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