That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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