do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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