well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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