love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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