I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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