i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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