Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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