I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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