Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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