I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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