Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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