your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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