I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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