She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
