But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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