He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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