he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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