sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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