I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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