guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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