So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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