she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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