doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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