If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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